MUST BE READ OUT LOUD
| Dung On Mai Shu | I stepped in excrement | |
| Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu | Let's sleep together | |
| Ai Bang Mai Ne | I bumped into the coffee table | |
| Ar U Wun Tu | A gay liberation greeting | |
| Chin Tu Fat | You need a face lift | |
| Dum Gai | A stupid person | |
| Gun Pao Der | An ancient Chinese invention | |
| Hu Flung Dung | Which one of you fertilized the field? | |
| Hu Yu Hai Ding | We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive | |
| Kum Hia | Approach me | |
| Lao Zi | Not very good | |
| Lin Ching | An illegal execution | |
| Moon Lan Ding | A great achievement of the American space program | |
| Ne Ahn | A lighting fixture used in advertising signs | |
| Shai Gai | A bashful person | |
| Tai Ne Bae Be | A premature infant | |
| Tai Ne Po Ne | A small horse | |
| Ten Ding Ba | Serving drinks to people | |
| Wa Shing Kah | Cleaning an automobile | |
| Wai So Dim | Are you trying to save electricity? | |
| Wai U Shao Ting | There is no reason to raise your voice |