Types of people

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Dalai Lama

When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.

But if you listen, you might learn something new.

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay.

 

Brendan Shanahan

Hockey players need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. They need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill. 

It's your life

Be present. Make love. Make tea. Avoid small talk. Embrace conversation. Buy a plant, water it. Make your bed. Make someone else's bed. Run. Make art. Create. Swim in the ocean. Swin in the rain. Take chances. Ask questions. Make mistakes. Learn. Know your worth. Love fiercely. Forgive quickly. Let go of what doesn't make you happy. Grow.

Martin Luther King Jr

Darkness cannot drive out darkness - Only light can do that.

Hate cannot drive out hate - only love can do that.

English is not easy

Beginner:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Intermediate:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Advanced:
Three swiss witchbitches, which wished to be switched swiss witchbitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witchbitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witchbitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

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Chinese dictionary

MUST BE READ OUT LOUD

Dung On Mai Shu   I stepped in excrement 
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu   Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne   I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu   A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat   You need a face lift
Dum Gai   A stupid person
Gun Pao Der   An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung   Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding   We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive
Kum Hia   Approach me
Lao Zi   Not very good
Lin Ching   An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding   A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn   A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai   A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be   A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne   A small horse
Ten Ding Ba   Serving drinks to people
Wa Shing Kah   Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim   Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting   There is no reason to raise your voice