When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you might learn something new.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay.
Hockey players need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. They need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill.
Be present. Make love. Make tea. Avoid small talk. Embrace conversation. Buy a plant, water it. Make your bed. Make someone else's bed. Run. Make art. Create. Swim in the ocean. Swin in the rain. Take chances. Ask questions. Make mistakes. Learn. Know your worth. Love fiercely. Forgive quickly. Let go of what doesn't make you happy. Grow.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness - Only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate - only love can do that.
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Three swiss witchbitches, which wished to be switched swiss witchbitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witchbitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witchbitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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|Dung On Mai Shu||I stepped in excrement|
|Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu||Let's sleep together|
|Ai Bang Mai Ne||I bumped into the coffee table|
|Ar U Wun Tu||A gay liberation greeting|
|Chin Tu Fat||You need a face lift|
|Dum Gai||A stupid person|
|Gun Pao Der||An ancient Chinese invention|
|Hu Flung Dung||Which one of you fertilized the field?|
|Hu Yu Hai Ding||We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive|
|Kum Hia||Approach me|
|Lao Zi||Not very good|
|Lin Ching||An illegal execution|
|Moon Lan Ding||A great achievement of the American space program|
|Ne Ahn||A lighting fixture used in advertising signs|
|Shai Gai||A bashful person|
|Tai Ne Bae Be||A premature infant|
|Tai Ne Po Ne||A small horse|
|Ten Ding Ba||Serving drinks to people|
|Wa Shing Kah||Cleaning an automobile|
|Wai So Dim||Are you trying to save electricity?|
|Wai U Shao Ting||There is no reason to raise your voice|
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.