Kategori: Sitat

I’m not as bad in the way they’d like to think I am. But I’m bad in a different way. I’m always going to be bad. More bad than Michael Jackson, but that’s probably not a good comparision, considering.

Drick inte dagen före (Fra Handbok for bakfulla)

I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Det er en uimotståelig erfaring at den norske vinter bør tilbringes ved Middelhavet

Å bli elsket er som å stå i dusjen i et billig hotell. Det er deilig en stund, men plutselig blir vannet kaldt.