There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Superman
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pickup some girls. Batman said that Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman had a date with Catwoman. As last resort Superman flew over to Wonderwoman’s apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself «I’m faster than a speeding bullet! I can be there, have sex and out again before she knew what happened».
So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily. Meanwile on the bed, Wonderwoman said «Did you hear anything?», and Invisible Man replied «No! But my ass hurts like hell»
Tiden
Tiden står stille. Håper det bare er batteriet….
Great service at the gate
An award should go to the Ansett Airlines gate attendant in Sydney for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Ansett flight was cancelled after Ansett’s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a longline of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, «I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS.» The attendant replied, «I’m sorry sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these people first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out. » The passenger was unimpressed.
He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, «DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?»
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: «May I have your attention please,» she began – her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
«We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.»
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Ansett attendant, gritted his teeth and said «F*** You!»
Without flinching, she smiled and said, «I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to get in line for that, too».
Været
Vi sjekker værmeldingen enten på yr eller storm…. og så er vi liksom overrasket ?