Spydeberg engelsk !

I had a stop in the start
I had to go off the road, to save the car
It wåss dæven døtte meg close ass…. vell vell, vi have to see how the rest of the race go
I drove over the hill
I’m driving round the corner, and crash in the christmas tree.
It’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell
I had bad pigs in my dekk
It was a moose in the engine
but but, it is’t only only you know
It wåss so møch dog on the window
When i keim around the kårner, it all went to Hælvette
The car understyrt ænd i was going strait fram
I just take full fart and Drive
It all went to hell in a verry crap sving!
They said it was a moose on the road but I was not afraid because they are so small, but then I saw a big forbanna elg!